The Chicken Joke, Republicanized

1. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   He wanted to see if he could make it that far on just a gallon of gas.
2. Why did Mitt Romney cross the road?
   The real question is how we can get him to stay on the same side for five minutes.
3. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   Someone was having fun on the other side.
4. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   To get to the other bribe.
5. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   There was a black guy on the first side.
6. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   Because he was in line at Wal-Mart and getting closer to checkout.
7. Why did the Republican cross the road?
   Because the Democrat did it a hundred years beforehand.