What Do You Call the Republican Documentary on...

1. What do you call a Republican documentary about their hunt for Osama bin Laden?
   How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
2. What do you call a documentary about documents the NSA prepares for Republicans?
   Minority Report.
3. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about his favorite S&M toy?
   The Boys Club.
4. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about people who give him a hand in Congress?
   The Jerky Boys.
5. What does Mark Foley call his song about dating a musician?
   The Little Drummer Boy.
6. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about his work supporting the American auto industry?
   Riding in Cars with Boys.
7. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about his community efforts?
   The Boys Next Door.
8. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about his favorite leisure places?
   Where the Boys Are.
9. What does Mark Foley call his documentary about his relationship with Dr. Nisenbaum?
   Boys on the Side.
10. What does Republican state representative Richard Curtis call the documentary about the instrument he uses to "help out" young males in the community?
    Mr. Woodcock.
11. What does George W. Bush call his documentary about the thing that intimidates him most?
    Double Jeopardy.